Ingredients
1 ended relationship
1 chest with sad heart
1 broken Bronco clutch
2 parts unemployment
1 pouch Bali Shaq
107 tears
9 variations of same swearword
24 pack PBR
15 restless nights
11 uncomfortable phone calls
15 gallons of debt
2 aching knees
1 country song on 8-track
59 shades of angst
1 upset stomach with a side of heart burn
101 ways of self-examination
345 college memories
2 good friends
1 snowboard
1 new town
4 dashes of soul
2 fistfuls of determination
1 pile of hopes, desires and dreams
Directions
Combine ingredients in hourglass.
Blend. A lot.
Say "giddy up."
Plug nose and gulp.
Then land on feet.
