Look America. Look over here at the shiiinnyy bird flu. Never mind that man behind the curtain playing you like a puppet. His lies and deceit hidden in the dark won't kill you or your children. That's what the terrorists are for. But this shiny, exotic creature will. Good thing we have a national health care system that will protect all those lower class people with the sons and daughters that are fighting for our *cough* freedom. We had better deal with this future pandemic before it wipes out our future *cough* volunteer army. (Sorry, for all the coughing. I think I have bird flu) Not to mention, if the poor don't have kids, who's going to work for the stale wages eaten away by tax cuts and rising health care costs (assuming you can afford such a luxury as health care these days). Not the kids. Nobody'll be able to afford them pretty soon. If nobody has kids then who'll fight the *cough* terrorists. There's no way to win. They’re either killed by bird flu or terrorists. It's tough being the most powerful country in the world. Especially without kids.
Fuckin' bird flu. I know it can kill but so can a lie. But the lie flu will sneak up behind you, slit your achilles and leave you flopping in the dirt, bleeding to death before you realize what happened. Now that's a horrible death. When I grew up the only way to get rid of the evil lie flu was to get your mouth washed out with soap.
No... wait... Look over here. It's so shiny... It's the new evil... I declare war on bird flu. If our main man does track it down and defeat this evil where it lies than I'm sure the media will beat the shit out of it.
(And the man behind the curtain plays on... Suckers.)
It's right out of the classic Karl Rove distract and deceive playbook. And now Bush is in China demanding they expand their religious freedoms. For what? To allow the Xian missionaries access to branwash the Chineese? WTF?
ReplyDeleteWell, now that WalMart has sold America to the Chinese, and they are rising in economic power since they loaned us a lot of money to fight in Iraq, we'll all be wishing we had bird flu over choking slowly to death as our entire way of life fizzles out.
ReplyDeleteI hate sounding so negative. I really want to believe in our leaders; I want to be a proud American, citizen of the globe. It feels good. Is China a democracy yet (sorry, I should know this, but don't)? Maybe we will fight them so we don't have to pay our loan back. On the other hand, how many Americans would wear a purple finger and go and vote knowing they would be blown up at the polls? How many? Kudos to those regular Iraqi's voting tonite. May the truth of democracy win out over lies!